Michael Vick to Open Chain of Dog Obedience Schools

It’s Sunday. You and your friends are gearing up to watch the 49er’s get hammered by any other team but you’ve got a problem. It’s not the party snacks, you’ve got that covered with a spread that could leave an NFL locker room breathless. It’s not the TV because you just dropped $59,000.00 on your 100″ SONY. It’s not even the wife because she went over to comfortan old friend who’s feeling down. No, you’re problem is the Pit Bull that your wife thought would be fun to bring home. The Pit Bull that has broken down doors, that has chewed up thousands in shoes, thousands in furniture, thousands in carpet and has done nothing to enhance anyone’s life in your domicile.

Enter Michael Vick.

Newly retired, Michael was looking for a venture that would capitalize on both his name and skills. Since the “Michael Vick School for Dog Fighting” is no longer being considered, he knew there was still a way he could incorporate his love for animals into a business venture. Known for being an exciting quarterback to watch, Michael claimed that although the fights are barbaric, he liked to bring that same excitement to the event and wants to do the same for his new venture. After serving time in prison, Michael reflected on his abuse of animals and has since been searching for a way to give back.

Enter “Michael Vick’s Dog Obedience School” or as he likes to call it, a cover for recruiting dogs with fighting potential. What makes Michael’s school so unique from other, more traditional schools, is his unorthodox philosophy about training ill behaved dogs. Michael believes the animals natural fight or flight response is the key to good or bad behavior. If a dog does not have a good fight response, they are useless and not worth the time to train. A dog with a powerful fight response has a high potential to win a fight and so doesn’t matter if they are well behaved. Michael’s philosophy is that if you have a dog that has a powerful fight response that it should be relocated to an area with other dogs that are similar in behavior and in an area where dog fighting isn’t frowned upon.

Michael implements all of his methods while wearing his Eagles jersey. He confirms that by wearing the jersey while training the dogs creates a response to the jersey, not him. So no matter who is wearing the jersey, the dog can be controlled and manipulated. This enables the owner to just throw on a Jersey when the dog is misbehaving and in doing so, the dog will correct it’s behavior for fear of retribution.

While retirement came early for this man, it seems he has a good vision on how to keep relevant in society. This new venture of his may solidify him as one of the greatest people ever. Good job Mike!